Zara pulled a child’s shirt that resembled what Holocaust victims had to wear. The retailer promising to find a final solution to the problem.
The New York Times refused to endorse Andrew Cuomo for governor due to corruption allegations. To which Cuomo said, “How much to change your mind?”
The homeless person Miley Cyrus brought to the VMAs is wanted by Oregon police. Wow. First he finds out Miley Cyrus isn’t also a homeless person and now this.
A draft report from a United Nations science panel says damage already caused by climate change may be irreversible. Unfortunately Republicans remain unconvinced that the United Nations even exists.
A Texas farmer discovered a 60,000-year-old skeleton on his property. The farmer says it’s easily the sneakiest Mexican he’s ever seen.
A 9-year-old girl accidentally killed her shooting instructor while being shown how to use a submachine gun. The girl learning a valuable lesson: Shooting an idiot is oftentimes legal.
Lockheed Martin has agreed to a deal with an Australian firm to track space junk. Said the Australians, “Wait till you see how good we’ve gotten with these boomerangs.”