Iran’s Supreme Leader Ali Khamenei called the Holocaust “uncertain” this week. That’s Ali Khamenei: basically a meteorologist when it comes to one of the largest tragedies in human history.
Turkey’s prime minster has shut down access to Twitter. Which is a shitty way to react when no retweets a joke you made.
Microsoft has admitted to using Hotmail to spy on users. Microsoft has also admitted to using Hotmail to discourage people from ever using the Internet.
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian appear on the cover of the latest issue of Vogue. Proving to women everywhere that anything is possible once you get famous for making a sex tape.
The U.S. is preparing to cut military aid Ukraine by 28 percent. It’s part of the new foreign policy, “You Lose It If You Don’t Use It.”
Sen. Harry Reid has ordered the Senate sergeant-at-arms to investigate claims by the CIA that Senate staffers hacked their computers. Thereby confirming Sen. Richard Burr made the right choice in nominating Machamp for the position.